Obama releases his "long form" birth certificate on the day Donald Trump flies in a personalized helicopter to New Hampshire, to start the presidential campaign firming up process.
Trump brushes off the news. He next reveals he can't imagine HOW Obama was admitted to Columbia and Harvard law.
As one clever quipster (or two) said in the blogosphere today, there is no document that will make Obama white.
Let the racism begin! This is a terrible, funny mess.