Who is this little monster invading my plate?
Looks like Casper the Tranny Ghost, in his orange satin Zac Posen sheet.
But of course, you and I know it is a smear of delicious grease. Grease this gorgeous could only have come from sausages (and certainly not all sausages), or Buffalo Chicken Wings.
And your clue, dear reader: Look at Casper's eyes. What could have made those succulent white dots, tasting of buttermilk and blue cheese?
Yes, I majored in Subtlety. If I also show you this picture of celery, you'll be 100% correct when you guess wings.
So good. So easy. I always thought they were deep fried (and they were), but you can roast them in the oven for a perfect effect. Juicy, crispy. Just read the recipe on the Frank's label.
Greasy, hell yeah, but half the grease is butter, and butter is good.
I daresay there is no vegan version of buffalo wings, but I'll bet there's a vegan sausage. I wonder if the grease is orange. If there's any grease.
What a nice cultural excursion we've had today, from gender expression to fashion to grease to vegans.