Just slumming today. I came across a link on Boing Boing to a "quiz" on images of faces in the throes of ecstasy. You get to guess whether food or sex is the inducement for these grimmaces of pleasure, these private plummets into le petit mort.I'm a little embarrassed to say I got most of them right. But that's not because I watch a lot of porn. It's probably because I watch way to
o much Food TV.Also, would I ever in a loser's lifetime want to associate a picture of Alton Brown doing the "Ooh yeah, ooh yeah" face with anything sexy? P'tooh!
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I don't know what this says about me, but I got every one right.
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I mistook Rachael "Gatemouth" Ray for a porn star. Well, theoretically it was a mistake.
Where in heavens name do you get the great photos? You maka me laugh!
Tana: I goofed on Giada. Jeez, so much makeup on that face!
Kevin: Ooh!
Greg: Google! I'm a thief.
Well I managed to name all the porn stars but none of the chefs. Have I said too much ...?
I wanted to get them all right. As it is, I guessed almost all the TV food faces but mistook the second Giada shot (with those feral teeth) for a porn star.....I'm a television junkie and I feel that this comes from living alone. Maybe. Or maybe I am making up for my staunchly high brow take on the medium that lasted for so many years.....I am fascinated by the food shows........Alton Brown is scary. J'adore Pepin; Lidia can be lovely. The earnest do-goodness of America's Test Kitchen appeals.I rank Iron Chef up there with the Fab gays and Runway, shows that hook me. This was a fun litmus test.
Wow, I'm bad. I thought that Ham on the Street guy was Ron Jeremy. :-)
That was bad. I guess I'm tired today. Almost all of them looked like porn stars to me. Then again, I'm always saying that food prepared properly can be orgasmic.
MG: They have names?
Kudzu: Same one that tripped me up.
Mrs. D: Mr. T just broke through my wall and beat me up for not knowing who Ron Jeremy is.
Dagny: Do I feel lo-cal today or not?
Ewww! I got most of them but I think I need a shower now.
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