Wow, what a groovy combo those two incompetent "leaders" could have made. That's our Preznit in Coronado yesterday, goofing off with a bunch of Navy guys (he's only comfortable in the presence of obedient, uniformed audiences) and country musicians, because, after all, it's important to him to, y'know, be happy while the American South copes with the worst natural disaster in U.S. history.
But, see, the GOP doesn't care about the Gulf Coast, so he didn't even think of cutting his five-week summer vacation short to assist with aid efforts until TWO DAYS after the devastation struck. Kinda reminds me of the time he kept flying around in circles in the air, too scared to land, when the U.S. was attacked in 2001.
Oh, but he's an informed Preznit. According to the New York Times, "Mr. Bush got a glimpse of the destruction earlier today when Air Force One flew low over the Gulf Coast on its way back to Washington from Texas."
He's the Air -- "heir" -- Preznit, air guitar and all.
Here's what I want to know: What fate has befallen Casamento's? Dookie Chase? Mosca's? Mother's? What will happen to the culinary traditions of New Orleans?