Man, if I'm going to be Left Behind™, I want the shoes.Not just any shoes. They must be small and pink and stoopid.
Where should I position myself on Saturday to await my shoefall? Outside Toys R Us? A whole lotta naked, flying Barbies, on their way to the hereafter. That'll be cool.
And I get the shoes.
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A whole lot of naked. Do you really have a Toys R Us in Marin?
Yeah, we really do. Costco, too, and Target. The only thing we don't have is Wallymart, and I doubt that would ever be allowed.
Naked Saturday! See you in your altogether.
Pink shoes! Woot!
Greg: I have a bunch of red shoes. These will be my first pink shoes in 30 years. About time!
I've several pairs of red shoes and one pair of pink! 2 if you count the pretty birkies :)
I'm closing my eyes at 6pm, I do NOT want to see a bunch of nekkid belivers!
Mouse: I just remembered I have a pair of hot pink Chuck Taylors. Converse.
Don't close your eyes! It will be funny!
I have hot pink Converse all-stars but I don't plan to wear them in case I'm raptured. I want to arrive in heaven wearing flipflops.
Zoomie: They won't let you. All your footwear stays behind, and I get it.
These remind me of gummie bears -- they look so candy-licious.
If I want rapture I put on the old Anita Baker cd and relax. And I refuse to go anywhere if I can't take booze, books, music and my cast iron skillet and slow cooker...
As for the newest "event"(I'm trying to count how many of these things I've already lived through) I think it would only really be rapture if it took out a select amount of people. That would impress me. Maybe make me convert.
If I could see Coulter, Limbaugh, Palin, Beck, the Wisconsin governor and other selected state and federal idiots, all tea party members and the entire governments of China and Iran and several African countries (to name only a few) suddenly go proof...I'd covert in a heartbeat.
Sorry...I got carrried away by the whole naked Barbie thing which I guess is better han naked Barneys, Elmos or Spongebobs...
Kudzu: They do! Maybe I just want a bag of candy, and I'd be in heaven.
Simply: My, you seem to be in a state. A state of raptor?
Good morning, the world is safe and we are still plagued by idiots. Have you looked up the definition of "Santorum"?
Yes, I have and it's better than my original definition for him which was "slimy pond scum eating senseless air bag mother......"
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