This is a chocolate bar.Cranky gave it to me this morning.
I wonder what he'd like me to give him.
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- I live a couple of miles from the Marin County Civic Center Farmers' Market, which feeds my little blogging hobby. Hell, it feeds me, too. Formerly employed, I'm now a bum. Happy bum. Tomato ranchin' bum. But I'm still mad.
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My husband was disappointed that he didn't think of that.
Yes, but you can still give him your special gift.
;)
Nod nod wink wink!
I like your punny shoutout to venereal disease!
Now I wish I'd kept the "rude" pasta we had some way back.
A pox on pantry moths.
Chris: You are something! xxoo
Anonymous: Yes, and when Mother Theresa finally gets beatified, we can celebrate STD.
Morgan: Oh, I know that pasta. Hee.
Listen, you can deter the pantry moths by putting bay leaves on your shelves. Be generous. It really works.
i so nearly bought this for my husband but felt too embarrassed by the big guy at the counter![insert some comment about the real thing here] lol. next year.
Too funny.
This is priceless. Thank you! :)
I can't believe you put things like this on the internet for my coy mother to see!
Opportunity, I think.
Right, secateurs are sharp, I’m off to denude the bay tree, it was looking a little shaggy anyway.
Good golly miss molly!
One, two, three, four. Um, is the function of the middle person in the back to hold the whole puzzle together? (wide eyed scientific approach ...)
I can't stop laughing.
Kel: Cranky had to ASK for it. It was being kept under the counter. It's a sort of word-of-mouth (ew) transaction.
Barbara: I almost hate to bite into it.
Vanessa: Can you see the gold dust on the surface? It's actually some kind of chocolate powder...
Sam: Au contraire! Where do you think I get all my bawdy jokes from nowadays? Witty Wednesday. Yep.
Zoomie: That's nicely put.
Morgan: I love my bay tree. Love it. Good luck.
Greg: It's just a piece of candy!!
April: I agree, she's keeping them in tight. Maybe she has Kleenex duty, too.
Mary: I am too, a whole day later.
**April**, #4 just likes to watch...
I'm a little turned on by your chocolate. Is that so wrong?
Spiteful: No, that's the whole point! And then you get to put it in your mouth.
Subtle!
lucky day for him, I bet.
AWESOME gift.
He just made husbands everywhere look bad.
Oh My God- food, chocolate and porn all in one. Very very clever. Plus the comments (most of them) are even more clever. Cranky is also clever and I hope that you rewarded him as he deserves.
I took one good look and started laughing! Wish I could buy a chocolate like that and give it to my husband, he's crazy about chocolates :)
brings a whole new meaning to "food porn" :D
("kleenex duty", guffaw)
BeautifulWreck: Heh. Subtle, it's not. It's really quite a work of art.
Liberal Foodie: I think Valentine's Day is overrated as a romantic holiday. Can't we have sex whenever we want? Yes.
Brittany: He's awesome. The great part is he loves to go out and shop for stuff.
Nancy: Cranky cannot be sufficiently rewarded. He is my god, my housewife, my bill payer, my trash day rememberer, my chauffeur...
Alisa: You can click on the link, but they don't seem to be advertising this particular item on their web site...
Anita: Well, you know... Kleenex to wipe away tears of laughter. Like that.
VD may be the operative word there. THAT is funny!! Um, well played, Cranky....I think!
bb: I think Cranky did the right thing. What's funny is I probably wouldn't have bought that for him. Valentine's Day = pink socks or some such.
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