I'm going to feel kind of queasy about taking a knife to this thing.
Holy Lorena Bobbitt.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
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- cookiecrumb
- I live a couple of miles from the Marin County Civic Center Farmers' Market, which feeds my little blogging hobby. Hell, it feeds me, too. Formerly employed, I'm now a bum. Happy bum. Tomato ranchin' bum. But I'm still mad.
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29 comments:
I'm embarrassed looking at it!
All the guys who read this are gonna cringe and cross their legs! I L'edOL, Cookiecrumb, you crack me up!
This is bodaciously funny! Thanks for not keeping it (him?) to yourself.
I'm still giggling.
Oh, honey, hack into it with a vengeance! Heck, if you're feeling squeamish, I'll drive over and do it for you.
Act quickly, because I'm having that kind of a day. Tomorrow I might feel sorry for the little guy.
Yikes!!
you should give it away to a single girl like me! I would pickle it!
It takes food porn to a whole new level.
jennifer's comment makes me nervous <:-o (poor moroccan). on a more serious note, if you peel it first, does that make it kosher?
Just imagine you're viewing its backside, and it's the tail. Clearly, as it's a show carrot, that needs to be cropped.
Looks like your carrot should meet my carrot. They'd make beautiful.... carrots together. ;)
Welcome to the world of gardening, my friend.
So, did you chop or bite?
Very funny. I knew veggies could be sexy, but this is the best I've seen!
shwing!
me thinks it looks like the tail end of oinker!
you are going to bite it off aren't you.
No, don't make it little trousers, let it run free & feel the breeze on it's carroty little bum.
Ha! What a great picture! Maybe you can submit it to the Mutato Collection, I think it would find a great home there!
http://uliwestphal.110mb.com/mutatocollection/
Pants? The thing needs a codpiece!
Hilarious..
I think it needed a codpiece, not pants.
Here's my mutant carrot, which I named Get a Room, You Two. (It's not even R-rated, don't worry.)
Hey all: Carrots are funny! Sexy little jobs. I hope all you readers will go see Liz's and Tana's carrots. Orgy!!
Oh my! After the first week of school, I needed this laugh! Thanks!
Loved all three of the X-rated carrots - who knew that gardening was such a steamy avocation!
...or should I say "earthy?"
isn't life good...??? we are so lucky that we can laugh at such silly crazy stuff... love that!!!
wah-wah woo-woo
1st of all im liking your blog and after seeing this freakazoid carrot im liking it even more...its hilarious...if i were u ill keep in a bottle and show it anyone thats having a bad day..im sure they will be sorted!
How funny! Check out the pic on my blog for what happens to carrots like this!
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