Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Stuffed Suit

Four years after the Decider decided the mission was accomp- lished, jack diddly is accomp- lished.
It's even worse now than then.
I think I know what his strategy is for the intractable war in Iraq: Get unelected. Let somebody else have it. War is hard. Being president is hard. Hard, hard, hard.
Oh, put a sock in it, George.
Wait...
He did!

12 comments:

Stacie said...

hee hee hee hee hee! my guess is that is a cucmber, cuz he has a serious lil' pee pee complex.

Katie said...

"Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Reminds me of another war handed off.... no wait, that was a police action....

Sean said...

You are too wicked. And he maybe should have used the whole pair.

Melissa said...

Bleeeech! There goes my lunch. So disgusting.

Chris said...

There needed to be a warning on this post - "stop drinking water prior to viewing post"....or "Caution - posting may cause projectile water spouting onto laptop".

shuna fish lydon said...

Are you accusing our president of "packing" ?

Ilva said...

Or packaging maybe? You are just too good to be true!

Dagny said...

Hehehe. Thanks for the laugh before another day of testing.

Monkey Wrangler said...

Socks go on your feet George, not in your pants. I thought that was one of the test questions for becoming the prez.

If the stuffing was maybe local wool from his "ranch" or from his farmers' market, and was lovingly-knit into said male genital enhancement device (or GED) by himself or a friend/family member........well, I'd BEGIN to think about considering just a skosh of respect for the man. Statistically speaking though, that's WAY too many "ifs" to be likely.

cookiecrumb said...

Stacie: A craven man seeking a power substitute. Panty packing.

Katie: Pickle! Perfect for that sour old fart.

Sean: The whole pair! I think it's a pair of wadded-up pantyhose.

Melissa: Ooh. Sorry.

Chris: Ooh. Sorry. :D

Shuna: When I was in high school, they called it "decking." Yes, I believe I am accusing him.

Ilva: {{blush}}

Dagny: Take it easy out there!

Monkey Wrangler: But... on the other hand (or foot)... Naw.

Tana said...

And it STILL looks like a thimble!

cookiecrumb said...

Tana: Isn't it creepy??!!