Thursday, August 17, 2006

Steaks on a Plate

What is all this fuss I've been hearing about "Steaks on a Plate"? That's just silly. What could be so scary about steaks on a plate? Steaks belong on a plate!
Now, steaks directly on the tablecloth, that would be quite scary, I imagine.
I, I... uh... What?

Oh. That's quite different.

Never mind.

14 comments:

Monkey Gland said...

Best film ever set to celluloid.

drbiggles said...

And what's so dangerous about Sax and violins?

kitchenmage said...

Heh, I got bored and...well, go look...

Jamie said...

No, see, listen, you have to really sell it: "M*therf*cking steaks on a m*therf*cking plate!" :-)

Greg said...

Have you had Samual L Jackson call you yet? Go to Snakesonaplane.com

Kate said...

emily latella......god in heaven needed something to brighten his days so he took Gilda from us to keep him laughing.

ain't nothing like the old SNL.....

cookiecrumb said...

MG: Well, best title anyway.

Dr. Biggles: What's so dangerous? See, it's kinda like mixing plaid and floral.

KM: Hah! Go see, peeps.

Jamie: Ah, but Emily wouldn't talk like that. She'd call it "Matzoforking Steaks on a Matzoforking Plate."

Greg: Maybe it's just me, but I might be scared to get a call from him.

Kate: I miss her a *lot*.

Dagny said...

I loved Gilda as a kid. Thanks for the pic. Just think what the world of comedy would be like today if she had only survived the cancer. *sigh*

Kevin said...

Chuckle.

kudzu said...

Next: "Apply directly to the forehead!"

Tana said...

Oh, I want to drive up to your house this minute and kiss your face. I LOVE EMILY LITELLA! (And boy, do I ever miss Gilda Radner.)

When we finally meet, I'll do my Emily Litella and Roseann Rosannadanna imitations for you. And Ernestine and Edith Ann.

: D

This is a hilarious post, CC.

cookiecrumb said...

Uh-oh. I named my little parakeet Roseanne Roseannadanna, in 1980. Hah, and I do Edith Ann too!

Gilda would have turned 60 on June 28. Sigh.

Stacie said...

Bwaaaah! Hee hee hee hee! Steaks... on a plate! Haa haa haa!

Glena said...

That's hilarious! (Jamie's comment to your observation was pretty mf-ing funny too!)

God, I miss Gilda...