• Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the chunky on my kid, and this is definitely the smooth.Your turn.
• You are in so much trouble! That was supposed to be for everybody's dinner, and now we're all going to have to lick you.
• Don't laugh; she'll just think it's cute, and tomorrow it'll be the pâté.
::shriek:: This is the pâté!
(Credits and more pix)