Sunday, February 12, 2006

Weapons of Massive Incompetence

Vice President Cheney shot a lawyer over the weekend. In the face. While hunting quail.
The guy's gonna be fine, but he's 78 years old, fergodsake.
It happened in Texas, so it's probably legal.
For the record, Cheney was really sorry.
Kiww the wabbit!
Kiww the wabbit!

10 comments:

tami said...

i knew you'd have something witty to say about this :)

mrs d said...

I never realized till tonight just how much Dick Cheney looks like Elmer Fudd's misfit brother.

ilva said...

I just can't believe this!!!

Cranky's Cranky Sister said...

Our current vice president was trying to shoot Dan Quayle but got some lawyer instead? There is a god!

Dagny said...

Such a fitting picture. Part of me wants to say that I just can't believe but then I remember that there is much about this administration that surprises me anymore.

Mona said...

Yah, how hilarious is that. Can't wait to catch the late shows tonight..and ALL the jokes. It'll be great.
Who will come up with the best ones. I was at work yesterday and it was like a giant wave of laughter erupted in the newsroom once that crossed our "Urgent" wires.

Cyndi said...

The first thing I thought of was what Jon Stewart would have to say tonight on the Daily Show; the second thing was what YOU would say!

Here's a new meme I think you'll get a kick out of. Tag! You're it.

mrs d said...

Yo, I just ran across a funny on LiveJournal that I absolutely must share:

Ten Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You.

I'm still laughing at the headbutt.

cookiecrumb said...

Haw! And I just die simply by looking at his lopsided sneer.
BTW: Cranky's Cranky Sister -- Cranky tried to make the SAME joke yesterday. Yours worked better. (Genetics!)

drbiggles said...

I think if Cheney wasn't so loaded he wouldn't have missed. That's why he's not talking, he's embarrassed.
Heh, he's going to get away with shooting a lawyer, that's funny.

Biggles