Better yet, Sneeze until you laugh.
No, seriously. Go read this, um, half blog-thingie. Go on. It's about food. Trust me.
OK, it's about food you shouldn't eat. But Steve eats it so you won't have to.
No, really, it's real food. Real, legally bought, commercially processed food. But you shouldn't eat it. Steve does.
Because then you didn't have to eat it. And because then he writes about it, and you laugh until you sneeze. Or something.