Thursday, August 16, 2007

Should I Make a Little Pair of Pants for It?






















I'm going to feel kind of queasy about taking a knife to this thing.
Holy Lorena Bobbitt.

29 comments:

Jennifer Maiser said...

I'm embarrassed looking at it!

Zoomie said...

All the guys who read this are gonna cringe and cross their legs! I L'edOL, Cookiecrumb, you crack me up!

Anonymous said...

This is bodaciously funny! Thanks for not keeping it (him?) to yourself.

I'm still giggling.

Anonymous said...

Oh, honey, hack into it with a vengeance! Heck, if you're feeling squeamish, I'll drive over and do it for you.

Act quickly, because I'm having that kind of a day. Tomorrow I might feel sorry for the little guy.

Moonbear said...

Yikes!!

Jane Tunks said...

you should give it away to a single girl like me! I would pickle it!

Dagny said...

It takes food porn to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

jennifer's comment makes me nervous <:-o (poor moroccan). on a more serious note, if you peel it first, does that make it kosher?

Anonymous said...

Just imagine you're viewing its backside, and it's the tail. Clearly, as it's a show carrot, that needs to be cropped.

Liz said...

Looks like your carrot should meet my carrot. They'd make beautiful.... carrots together. ;)

Welcome to the world of gardening, my friend.

s'kat said...

So, did you chop or bite?

Kalyn Denny said...

Very funny. I knew veggies could be sexy, but this is the best I've seen!

Stacie said...

shwing!

Anonymous said...

me thinks it looks like the tail end of oinker!

Sam said...

you are going to bite it off aren't you.

Ms Brown Mouse said...

No, don't make it little trousers, let it run free & feel the breeze on it's carroty little bum.

monkey said...

Ha! What a great picture! Maybe you can submit it to the Mutato Collection, I think it would find a great home there!

http://uliwestphal.110mb.com/mutatocollection/

TasteTV said...
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TasteTV said...

Pants? The thing needs a codpiece!

MeloMeals said...

Hilarious..

Anonymous said...

I think it needed a codpiece, not pants.

Here's my mutant carrot, which I named Get a Room, You Two. (It's not even R-rated, don't worry.)

cookiecrumb said...

Hey all: Carrots are funny! Sexy little jobs. I hope all you readers will go see Liz's and Tana's carrots. Orgy!!

Chris said...

Oh my! After the first week of school, I needed this laugh! Thanks!

Zoomie said...

Loved all three of the X-rated carrots - who knew that gardening was such a steamy avocation!

Zoomie said...

...or should I say "earthy?"

michael, claudia and sierra said...

isn't life good...??? we are so lucky that we can laugh at such silly crazy stuff... love that!!!

Anonymous said...

wah-wah woo-woo

a yummy mummy handbook said...

1st of all im liking your blog and after seeing this freakazoid carrot im liking it even more...its hilarious...if i were u ill keep in a bottle and show it anyone thats having a bad day..im sure they will be sorted!

Michael @ Herbivoracious.com said...

How funny! Check out the pic on my blog for what happens to carrots like this!