Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

See how big they are in that salad bowl? Mingling with the — um, what are those dirty white looking things?
Look, I couldn't even cut those dirty white things small enough to match the size of the killer tomatoes. That bowl isn't quite five inches across, to give you some perspective.
The dirty white things are chopped Armenian cucumber, sploshed with walnut oil and fake balsamic vinegar.
Sometimes you just have to eat what's cluttering up the kitchen. And there's nothing wrong with end-of-the-season patio tomatoes, even if they are dinky.
Besides! We're eating light for lunch. Gotta save some room for tonight's fried ham slices, stone-ground grits and eggs.